yourlocalxenomorph:

FINALLY making an actual post about this guy! This is Azurion the dragon. He’s an ~8 foot long puppet controlled entirely by my left arm and hand, including the blinking mechanism! I also made a fake arm, and I think it really adds to the illusion that Azurion is ‘real’.

The project took roughly 6 months to complete (including planning, slacking, and lots of trial and error), and he was finished just in time for the last 2022 weekend of the Colorado Renaissance Festival. I plan on adding more to him and refining the details quite a bit, but I’m pretty pleased with the current results!

3/22/2023 edit: thank you so much for all the love!! If you’re in Colorado and want to see Azurion in person, I fully plan on attending the Renaissance Festival with my dragon again this year. Not sure what date(s) yet, but if you’re interested, keep an eye out!

A short blonde person with a long dragon puppet draped around their shoulders and puppeted by their left arm. There is a fake arm attached to their body below their left arm. The puppet has bright blue fur, a white leathery underbelly, two straight grey horns, and bright yellow eyes.ALT

spiribia:

glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you’re so backhanded. here, let’s pull up another one. that’s you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand’s been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can’t possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.

Anonymous asked
what that tongue game like?

tsunamiwavesurfing:

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

infusing my wood countertop with lime juice

guooey:

went to the aquarium this summer and stood in front of a 335,000 gallon kelp forest and got so pissed off about not being one of those fish that my throat tightened and my fists clenched. it lasted like 10 seconds until I noticed I was being a weirdo in public but I understand everythng about this world now…………..